EXCUSES EXCUSES
I don't have money
I don't have a good idea
I'm not cool enough to be an artist
I'm not weird enough looking
I'm not good-looking enough
I don't have a studio
My camera sucks
Oprah's on
Art should not be my therapy
I actually want to be a video artist, not a photographer
I actually want to be an installation artist, not a video artist
I actually want to be a photographer, not a painter
I actually want to be a painter
I actually want to be an actor
I didn't get that grant
Or that one
Or that one
Or that one
I don't want anyone else to be in my pictures
I shouldn't be in my pictures
I should put naked people in my pictures then people will look
But I don't know any naked people
I'm not young enough to re-paint
I'm not old enough to sell
It's Semolina-Terina's birthday so I'm gonna go to that and as soon as I get home, as soon as I get home I'm gonna write a novel
It's my birthday I'm not working today
I'm a hack so what's the point
I'm better than them
I live too far away
I am going to give this up and steal a car and drive to Bolivia
Oh but wait what about my bed?
I should go get a coffee
It's cold out I want to sleep
It's nice out I don't want to work
Someone already did that
I only have a bachelor's degree
Canada is too conservative
Nobody gets me
I should go to the gym I'm fat
I haven't been out in a while I should go dancing
I'm hung over
My room's a mess
I'm bored of this project
I'm too old
I don't know enough
Lost is on
I'm too rude
I'm too nice
I'm boring
I'm the funniest person I know
Shit someone already did that too
I don't really care
I finished it but I don't have anywhere to show it
Are you kidding? I can't afford to print/mount/frame all that
My hair's not long enough
I look like a hobo how could I ever sell my work?
It's not about selling work, if that's my goal I'll fail
I'm just gonna buy lottery tickets instead of dinner
I don't have money
Okay that's out of my system. Now...
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