My deceivingly austere friendquaintance STEVE has put together a lovely collection of embedded videos that will remind you of how fucked up we all are. It's like watching a Harmony Korine movie come to life - and there are some clips of Harmony himself as well.

CLICK HERE TO GET INTO BAD SHAPE.

Labels: BOOKS MOVIES AND OTHER CULTURALISTICALITIES, HOW TO PROCRASTINATE

POSTED BY GRAYDON AT 3/26/2007 - 0 COMMENTS - ADD COMMENT

Last night while I was drinking red wine and root beer and praying for sleep to come I posted THIS ad on Craigslist and have received several responses including a couple pictures and words of support.
I smell a project! Why am I obsessed with Craigslist?

Labels: DESPERATE AND SAD, I MADE THIS. ME. GRAYDON.

POSTED BY GRAYDON AT 3/24/2007 - 1 COMMENTS - ADD COMMENT

Apparently STEVEN KLEIN is photographing NAOMI CAMPBELL as she arrives to serve her community service hours at the New York Sanitation Department which is why she's been wearing couture every day. Fucking brilliant. Own it. I also love her cause she beats up poor people. Not my problem!

Via DLISTED.

Labels: BUY ME THIS, THINGS I WISH I'D DONE

POSTED BY GRAYDON AT 3/23/2007 - 0 COMMENTS - ADD COMMENT

Could it be TRUE that the CIA started FACEBOOK?

Who cares? Not like they can't see everything else about me already. Do I have The Schiz?

Labels: DEATH AND DRAMA

POSTED BY GRAYDON AT 3/21/2007 - 0 COMMENTS - ADD COMMENT

I think all my dreams just came true.

Thanks again to Aleysa for the vid. Who knew you were such a dork?

Labels: BUY ME THIS, HOW TO PROCRASTINATE, MAYBE THE FUTURE WILL BE BETTER, NOBODY LIKES A NERD, THINGS I WISH I'D DONE

POSTED BY GRAYDON AT 3/21/2007 - 0 COMMENTS - ADD COMMENT

MAGIC MUD on acid.

Thanks for the tip Aleysa.

Labels: HOW TO PROCRASTINATE, NOBODY LIKES A NERD

POSTED BY GRAYDON AT 3/20/2007 - 0 COMMENTS - ADD COMMENT

Is winter over yet?

IN THE MEANTIME.

Labels: HOW TO PROCRASTINATE, NOBODY LIKES A NERD, THINGS I WISH I'D DONE

POSTED BY GRAYDON AT 3/19/2007 - 0 COMMENTS - ADD COMMENT

I can't wait til this fall. I know I'm a few weeks behind (read light years) fashion week, but I finally went through some of the stuff on STYLE.COM. Very few things excite me these days but these gave me tickles in my belly.

JEREMY LAING



VIVIENNE WESTWOOD





HEATHERETTE









I've been having alternating desires to dress up in big bag-like things and sexy future clothes....ooooooooo!

Labels: BOOKS MOVIES AND OTHER CULTURALISTICALITIES, BUY ME THIS, MAYBE THE FUTURE WILL BE BETTER, REALLY FUCKING GAY, THINGS I WISH I'D DONE

POSTED BY GRAYDON AT 3/12/2007 - 1 COMMENTS - ADD COMMENT

CLICK HERE to play a game I just designed called ZENO'S PENIS. It's one of my favourite pass-times.

Labels: DESPERATE AND SAD, HOW TO PROCRASTINATE, I MADE THIS. ME. GRAYDON., NOBODY LIKES A NERD, REALLY FUCKING GAY

POSTED BY GRAYDON AT 3/11/2007 - 1 COMMENTS - ADD COMMENT

After recognizing my love for code last week, my compatriot BECKY COMBER and I started corresponding in Morse Code upon her initiation. It's easy enough to get the hang of, but I came across this link FOR A REAL-TIME ONLINE MORSE CODE TRANSLATOR that makes things go a lot quicker. Does anyone know how to indicate the end of a sentance in Morse Code? Cause I don't.

.. + -. . . -.. + .- + -... --- -.-- ..-. .-. .. . -. -.. + + - .... .. ... + .. ... + --. . - - .. -. --. + .--. .- - .... . - .. -.-. + + .-- .... -.-- + .. ... + . ...- . .-. -.-- --- -. . + ... --- + ..- --. .-.. -.--

Labels: DESPERATE AND SAD, HOW TO PROCRASTINATE, NOBODY LIKES A NERD

POSTED BY GRAYDON AT 3/10/2007 - 0 COMMENTS - ADD COMMENT