THIS
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EVERYTHING YOU DO IS BEAUTIFUL
I made these doodlers. I don't know what they're for yet, but I'll do something sometime.

Click on white to create. Click again to clear and restart.

EVERYTHING YOU DO IS BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYTHING I DO IS PRETTY MUCH WHAT YOU WOULD EXPECT TO SEE WHEN I TRY TO COPY YOU






THIS IS ME TRYING TO BE COLOURFUL BUT PRODUCING ONLY STRAIGHT BLACK LINES






THIS IS HOW IT SHOULD WORK




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POSTED BY GRAYDON AT 2/28/2007 - 4 COMMENTS - ADD COMMENT
NO IT WON'T
Here is a sampling of my entries for the latest issue of IT'LL HAPPEN.

I apparently have a thing with codes and hidden messages:


Give Me A Sign


Paint By Numbers Anna Nicole Smith


Wouldn't You Like to Know

Elsewise just kinda pretty:


Glitter Boy (Part of a larger painting...that sucked hard in the end)


Munchie!

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POSTED BY GRAYDON AT 2/27/2007 - 1 COMMENTS - ADD COMMENT
REQUIEM FOR THE UNREQUITED
I've taken some postings from CRAIGSLIST and made them even sadder with a twist of funny. Maybe they were already sadder cause I read them every day. They are read by the computer exactly as they were written by the poster. I chose the songs.

PIZZA
Song - Sweet Sweets by P:ano


WORK TOGETHER
Song - Jealous Kids by Mu


DADDY
Song - Dedicated to the One I Love by The Mamas and the Papas


LOST CATS
Song - My Hair Looks Fierce by Amanda Lepore


HEALTH CARE
Song - Winning by Emily Haines


INCONVENIENCED AT XS
Song - This Love Affair by Rufus Wainwright


EVA CHRISTINA SINGLET
Song - Teach Me How to Fight by Junior Boys


Good luck guys!

(Funny story - I think there was a post about me on Craigslist once - it was about the Gladstone and a cute boy with a "sour expression" wearing a Diamonds and Dollars hoodie. I didn't write to him.)

UPDATE: I just went into Cherry Bomb Cafe minutes after posting this and they had an article on the sugar counter (that wasn't there yesterday!) about a missed connection at Cherry Bomb! "The Secret" works!

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POSTED BY GRAYDON AT 2/23/2007 - 0 COMMENTS - ADD COMMENT
I'M A NERD


This TIME FOUNTAIN excites me.

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POSTED BY GRAYDON AT 2/20/2007 - 0 COMMENTS - ADD COMMENT
3D IN 2D


(THIS ONLY WORKS IN FIREFOX IF YOU'RE ON A MAC. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT PC. THAT'S HOW AMAZING I AM. I HAVE A MAC. AMAZING)

ALRIGHTY ME LIKE.

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POSTED BY GRAYDON AT 2/18/2007 - 0 COMMENTS - ADD COMMENT
UGANDA OYE!


Just go see IT. I was trembling at the end. And it was shot by the same cinematographer as JULIEN DONKEY-BOY, so that's why it's so beautiful and terrifying.

Image Source

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POSTED BY GRAYDON AT 2/16/2007 - 0 COMMENTS - ADD COMMENT
YOU DRESS WRONG


Some of them are in UNDERWEAR.

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POSTED BY GRAYDON AT 2/13/2007 - 0 COMMENTS - ADD COMMENT
COLLAGES
Here are some collages I've done with the CCE over the past couple years. Thanks to GARETT for photographing these and sending them to me. I like to think of them as "assembled musings". Kill me.

ON AGE:





Materials: Sponge, Watercolour Paint, Glue Gun, Ink, Felt Pen, Magazines

ON WILDLIFE:





Materials: Wax, Fire, Ink, Magazines

ON THE HOLOCAUST?:



Materials: Wax, Ink, Magazines

ON BOOBS:



Materials: Wax, Thread, Ink, Glue Gun, Pictures of Boulders from Magazines

ON GAYS:





Materials: Glue Gun, Magazines, Ink

ON ABSOLUTELY NOTHING:



Materials: Wax, Magazines, Ink, Felt Pen, Pot

ON BEING A LADY:



Materials: Wax, Ink, Magazine Page

ON GRAFFITI:



Materials: Glue, Magazine Page, Glitter, A CAN DO Attitude

ON BEING OVER IT:



Materials: Magazine Page, Lettraset, Support for Models

ON GRASS FACES:





Materials: Glue, Magazine Page, Model Train Grass, A Steady Hand

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POSTED BY GRAYDON AT 2/07/2007 - 0 COMMENTS - ADD COMMENT
FOREVER


I spent the past week without my computer. As a result my house is clean, my laundry is done, I got enough sleep, my taxes are ready for filing, my fridge has food in it, etc.

Thank fuck I have it back.

I also watched another Francois Ozon movie called WATER DROPS ON BURNING ROCKS adapted from a Fassbinder play. S'bout a straight boy seduced by an older man who tires of the young'un after he moves in so the young'un's ex-fiancee comes to the house while the old guy is away then the old guy comes back and a trannie shows up and they dance. There's lots more to it than that but it was pretty great overall.

I also watched season 3 of Little Britain and Mad Hot Ballroom. Don't waste your time.

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POSTED BY GRAYDON AT 2/05/2007 - 0 COMMENTS - ADD COMMENT