Are you a narcissist? I didn't know this, but narcissism is considered a psychological disorder. Well check me into a mental institute cause I loves me some me.
APPARENTLY, you only need to satisfy 5 of the following criteria in order to be considered a narcissist (like a true narcissist, I've marked the characteristics I possess for you to review - feel free to pipe up if I've left anything out, or leave your own test results in a comment!):
[x] has a grandiose sense of self-importance
[x] is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love
[x] believes that he or she is "special" and unique and can only be understood by other special people
[x] requires excessive admiration
[x] strong sense of entitlement
[ ] takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends
[ ] lacks empathy (I only don't care about poor people. I'm KIDDING! God! CALM DOWN!)
[x] is often envious or believes others are envious of him or her
[x] arrogant affect
That's what happens when the school board labels you "gifted" and ships you off to a "special" school. See, there I go again! No humility!
Labels: BAD DOG, HOW TO PROCRASTINATE, NOBODY LIKES A NERD
POSTED BY GRAYDON AT 9/24/2007 -
5 Comments:
BAD DOG!
3:42 PM
Surprise, surprises. Guess who has exactly the same check marks as you.
4:51 PM
No wait, I have one less check than you. You win!
4:53 PM
well i'm not sure about the arrogant affect, so we might be tied.
i've been told i can appear snotty but it's more shyness. and not wanting to talk to anyone cause they're losers. oh right...
5:07 PM
HAHAHAHAHAAAAA.
(If I wasn't a narcissist, I might be offended).
7:44 PM
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