No, really...I was at the airport waiting for my aunt to arrive from Spain. Watching the arrivals doors a woman came out and I said to my sister-in-law "Hey, there's Bjork, ha ha ha". Then my mouth dropped and I said "Hey, there's Bjork!".

She came out and stood about 10 feet away from me, occasionally brushing past me in her gorge travel outfit and techhnicolour sunglasses while I struggled to be cool. Apparently nobody was there to pick them up! Can you believe it? Someone's getting fired right about now. I was moments away from approaching and asking if she needed help or if I could get her a cab/car when they left. Poor Bjork! Stranded at the airport in Toronto 24 hours after playing V-fest in the UK.

Needless to say I had Bjork dreams all last night.

My brother took the pic above after I told him repeatedly not to and then covered my face after he did. To his credit he was very discreet but I was mad. But now I'm happy to have it ha ha.

I haven't been that excited since I denied Ashley Olsen at Urban Outfitters back in the day cause she didn't have photo ID to match the signature on her credit card. After about 30 seconds of her squirming cause she didn't bring any ID I smiled and said "I'm kidding, I know who you are." She didn't laugh.

POSTED BY GRAYDON AT 9/04/2007 -

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